calicasowsen
Hello, yes, what is your favorite "fact" you've posted? C:



therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 



adoresluke:

does anyone else miss summer 2k13 5sos in their la house 



rhythmcalum:

Luke Hemmings: “I’d probably date any girl that liked me”

Me: image



  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
  • bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
  • bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
  • bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
  • bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
  • bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
  • bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
  • bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
  • bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
  • bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
  • bodyguard: did he just
  • bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
  • bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN


andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

image

go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick



braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real



novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

Inl tried really hard not to reblog this



babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY



sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)



systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap



mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be



queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

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